Sep 1, 2024

Handjob Dirty Talk: 97 Sexy Things To Say During A HJ

Want to give your man the best handjob of his life, and make him completely obsessed with you? Enter: handjob dirty talk!

For some, dirty talk can feel challenging to get into.

Many people feel embarrassed at the thought of it, because they were never taught the basics.

But have no fear! This article will give you more than enough to work with. Think of it like eating at a buffet: take your favorite phrases to use, and leave the rest!

Looking for some next-level handjob dirty talk phrases that are guaranteed to get a mind-melting, cock-stiffening response?

Whether you’re new to dirty talk or a total professional, there’s something for everyone in this handjob dirty talk guide.

Enjoy!

Handjob Dirty Talk: 97 Sexy Things To Say While Giving Him A Handjob

Things To Say Leading Up To The Handjob

Thinking you can only pull out the dirty talk once his member is in your hands? Think again!

Half of the sexiness of the handjob is the anticipation he feels when he knows it’s coming.

Use some of the following handjob dirty talk phrases to get his engine going before you’ve even laid hands on him. You can text them to him ahead of time, or say them to him leading up to the act.

– I can’t wait to feel your cock in my hands

– Are you ready to feel my slippery, wet hands all over your cock?

– I love being able to see your cock getting hard through your jeans/pants/underwear

– I just want to treat you today

– Just lie back and let me take care of you

– Relax, I’ll handle everything for you

– You do so much for me baby… this is all about you

– You have the most perfect cock… I love it so much

– I can’t wait to make you feel so good

– Get my hands all nice and wet… I’m gonna get them extra slippery for you

– Are you ready for my slippery little hands to make you feel so good?

– I don’t like dry… I like wet, I like slippery, I like juicy…

– Yes, nice and lubed up… just like that

– Such a nice, big cock for me to stroke

– Mmm yes… I can see you getting nice and hard for me

– I love feeling your cock getting harder and harder for me

– Yes baby, get your dick so hard for me so I can make you feel so good

– Look at how quickly you got hard… you just can’t even help yourself around me

– I love turning you on so easily…

Things To Say During The Handjob

So let’s say the lube is out, and his erection is in your hands. Now what? When things are humming along, what should you say to kick everything into high gear?

The following words will make the whole act that much sexier. Pick a few of your favorites, and use them the next time you’re treating him to a slippery good time.

– Your cock is so hard

– I love feeling it all nice and wet

– You like seeing my little hands wrapped around you?

– How’s that feel?

– I love the way it feels in my hands

– You like that?

– I bet you love how my hands feel, don’t you?

– You like it when I go slow like that?

– Seeing/Feeling your wet, slippery cock really turns me on

– You think I can make you cum like this?

– Mmm… you like it when I just touch the tip like this?

– I’m gonna keep you on the edge you forever…

– Will I ever let you cum? We’ll see

– I love servicing you and this beautiful cock

– Look at these tight balls… I bet you just can’t wait to cum

– My hands can barely fit around you

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– God, I love stroking your cock so much

– You like it when I spit on it like that?

– I love your big, thick cock

– Yeah, you like it when I tease you like that

– You thought about this today? You wanted it, didn’t you?

– Yeah, there you go… just like that

– I’m pumping it good, aren’t I?

– You like how I squeeze you like that?

– Yeah, I’m gonna make it all cum out good… drain every last drop from you

– You want to cum so bad don’t you… is that what you want?

– Yeah, let’s get you nice and close… make you squirm for a while before I let you bust

– Keep breathing baby… don’t give up okay? Let’s keep that cum swirling around in there for a little bit longer

– Yes, right there baby

– I can make you cum whenever I feel like it… and I am in no rush, whatsoever

– Want me to make it even wetter?

– I love seeing you squirm when I touch the head

– You like when I go a little faster?

– I can’t wait to feel your cum dripping down, all over my fingers

– You like it when I go right by the head like that? Mmm… yeah you do

– I love having this nice, wet dick in my hands

– I bet it makes it really hard not to cum when I touch you like this

– Let’s see how quickly I can make you cum

– I wonder how long you can last when I’m touching you like this

– Yeah, you like it when I play with your balls, don’t you?

– So nice and sloppy… I can hardly wait to add all of your cum to this wetness

– Your cock is so perfect

– I love hearing my hands slosh around on your big, hard cock

– Tell me when you’re about to cum

– You’re not allowed to cum yet

– You can cum when I say you can cum

– That’s right… that feels good huh?

– Yeah, you like me being a nasty little girl for you?

– Mmm… look at all of that pre-cum…

– Look at that throbbing cock… I can feel how ready you are to cum for me

– I can see how much you love this

– You like it when I tease that head a little bit?

Things To Say When He’s About To Cum

He’s squirming around, breathing and moaning differently. You can tell he’s getting closer to his orgasm. Time to mix things up.

As he’s getting closer to climax, sprinkle these phrases into the mix to really push him over the edge.

– I can feel you getting even harder

– Mmm… I can feel you getting even closer

– I can feel all that cum building up inside you

– Are you ready?

– Are you ready to give it to me?

– Time to get that cum out

– Your balls feel so full… you just want to explode on me, don’t you?

– I can’t wait to see how big of a load you have for me

– I want you to shoot your load everywhere

– Yes baby, I’m ready for that big load of cum

– Yeah, I want you to fucking cum for me

– I want that cum all over me

– God, I want that cum so bad

– Yes, my pussy is wet thinking about how you’re going to shoot your jizz all over my hands

– I’ve been waiting for this hot load all day, I’ve been such a good girl waiting patiently for this

– Give me your cum, please, I want it

– I’m such a horny little cum slut… I want you to shoot it all over me

– Yes baby

– Cum for me

– I want you to cum

– Will you please give it to me?

– Yes, I want you to blow your load all over me

– You can give it all to me… you don’t have to be shy… just let it all cum out

– Yeah, you getting ready? Mmm… I can feel it coming

– I’m going to keep squeezing you until you’ve given me every last drop of cum in those big, tight balls

Handjob Dirty Talk To Say As He’s Coming

The moment has arrived. He is actively in the middle of having an orgasm.

What should you say to make sure that this will be an orgasm he’ll never forget? Use the following phrases, and he’ll love you forever.

– Oh yes, give me all that cum

– Wow!

– Yes, fuck, you’re giving me exactly what I wanted

– Yes baby, I want to drain your balls completely

– Oh my god, yes

– Mmm… give me that nice hot load all over my hand

– Yes, yes, keep coming, this is perfect

– Make that cock squirt all over this pretty little face

– Yes, cover me in your cum… I want to feel like your dirty little whore

– I need it… give it all to me

– Give me every last drop

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Handjob Dirty Talk Phrases To Say After He Has Cum

Finally! The cum is out, he’s a big sticky mess… what should you say to avoid the awkward silence?

As he’s settling down into his post-orgasmic after-glowing bliss, any man would love to hear the following phrases.

– Yes, look at that huge fucking load

– Wow, you came so much

– I love the sounds you make when you cum

– Wow, look at the mess we made

– Mmm… thank you

– I love touching your beautiful cock

– I love bringing you pleasure

– You make the best sounds

– I love being covered in your cum

– Mmm… was that fun for you?

– You have such a gorgeous body

– Mmm… I love doing that… I will do that anytime for you

– That was perfect

– I love you so much

– I’m already looking forward to the next time we get to do this again

What Now?

Alright, let’s say you’ve mastered handjob dirty talk, you’ve checked out the sexiest handjob positions, and you want to take your skillset into the realms of legend-status. Where do you go from here?

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Also, you can check out our other new program called Queen of Blowjobs, that will help you give your man the best blowjob of his entire life. Because, let’s face it, a powerful blowjob is one of the best things you can give to strengthen your relationship.

Whichever path you choose, I wish you all the best in having a passionate, love-filled, deeply fulfilling sex life.

Dedicated to your success,

Jordan

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About Jordan Gray

Jordan Gray has been a sex and relationship coach for over 15+ years, with his work reaching over 200 million people worldwide. His writing has been featured in Vogue, GQ, The New York Times, Cosmopolitan, Women’s Health, and countless other publications around the world. When he’s not working with 1-on-1 coaching clients or writing a new article, he’s most likely to be found reading, chopping wood, or spending time with his wife on a little island off the west coast of Canada.

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